i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said
I’m lord stark
Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically
winter is coming
PLOT TWIST: Dean is actually in a coma since s1/car-crash and the whole show is his imagination. EVERYBODY LIVES
And all characters that appeared after that are just people who work in hospital, like Castiel is a doctor/nurse, Kevin is med student or something and so on
It makes me sad that this hurts so much less than what is actually going on in the show right now
You do not deserve the friends you have. You treat them like absolute shit and can’t deal when they have other friends that actually treat them like a DECENT HUMAN BEING. As for me having a problem with you, I never did. You created the problem in your own head and disliked me from the start. So, in my opinion, you can get fucked. Grow up.
friendships where you can tell them your 100% bitchiest thoughts and know they’ll either agree with you or not judge you for them are my favorite